charmancler:

idk how i feel knowing that the next generation won’t all get together to sing “the krusty krab pizza is the pizza for you and me”. How will children come together and communicate

officialfrenchtoast:

It’s a metaphor, see: you hold a pen with your homework in front of you, but you don’t do it, you don’t give it the power to do its killing

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  • Me: procrastinating on tumblr
  • My parents: can you please-
  • Me: are you serious do you even know how much homework i have im stressing over so much please don't make me do it i really need to get this homework done im so tired

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relahvant:

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

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slantededge:

at my future wedding and funeral service

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druyu:

metapod

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clockworkvaudeville:

when your parents try to explain a million things to you and youve just woken up

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lunaticsinmyhead:

The Wonder Years - Came Out Swinging

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